Flaming Poop


FART NOISE. HehehehehehehehMUHAHAHAHHASHIT! my friends and I fed our friend curt laxative, now he's pooping everywhere and we caught some of it in a bag. Now we walked up to old man's house and set the bag on fire and put it under his door.
HAHAAHAHA, then.. he came outside, "YOU DIPSHITS!" He screamed! Then he turned into some octopus thing that spoke in to a demonic voice "NOW U DIE!" 
So then we ran, but then he my friend Jamie tried to start the car but a mommy and daddy were fucking so hard in it, it exploded! Killing Jamie Now there were 7, so then we ran all the way to my house in Canada, i got to the door and it said U AINT GETTIN WAY TAT EASY And then we saw the old man and he turned in to the mcdonalds clown and killed my friend Pete (6 left) "HOCKY SHIT!" we all screamed and ran, then I found a toliet I could throw at him, So I picked the toilet up and threw it at him, only to hit my bff Hing Chong. (5 left).
So then I hopped all the way to russia and then old man turned in to
SQUADWORD! then he threw my fucking friend against me, then we fucked and then old man killed him (4 left) Then he threw a bag of shit at my enemy Tommy and killed him (3 left) Then the house exploded and he killed all of us.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!